it is great fun for the naked Giants to play on the beach.
They frolic and wade in the surf up to their crotches.
They set huge logs afloat (didn’t you often wonder how the got on the beach?)
They catch and eat giant squids, ‘giant calamari’, yum.
They play three on three volleyball with their big nets and big balls.
Each naked giant has three groomers whose job is to mop on the gallons of SPDF 45 sunscreen because of their delicate skin.
They watch for Godzilla. (Never seen on the Oregon Coast, thanks to the naked Giants constant watchfulness.)
Oh, that was two days ago. You’re safe.